Delicious!

I picked up Nathan from school today and he told me that his stomach was hurting.

Here's the conversation. Brace yourself.

M: Your tummy hurts? Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?
N: No. I think it was the potty water.
M: You drank out of the toilet? You put your face in the bowl?
N: No, I licked in the waterfall. (the urinal people!)
M: What!?!?
N: No, mom, there wasn't any pee in the waterfall. And I did it a long time ago.
M: When?
N: Maybe on Monday.

Words fail.